"Why certainly I'd like to have that fellow who hits a homerun every time at bat, who strikes out the opposing batter when he's pitching and who throws strikes to every base when he's playing outfield. Any manager would want a guy like that playing for him. The only trouble is to get him to put down his cup of beer and come down out of the stands and do those things."

-Pirates manager

Danny Murtaugh on Hecklers